Mood:
cheekyTopic: marital moments
Me: [dials Jason]
Jason: Hello?
Me: Where is the key to the mower?
Jason: What do you mean?
Me: I mean, I want to mow. Where is the key?
Jason: It's too soon yet to mow.
Me: Too soon?
Jason: Yes, today is too soon. I'll just mow in a few days.
Me: You really think it's too soon to mow?
Jason: We haven't had rain. The grass hasn't grown. You won't even be able to tell you mowed.
Me: [considering this] Ok. But where is the key?
Jason: Oops, gotta go! Click.
Me: Damn.
Posted by Amy
at 5:22 PM CDT
